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Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can't say, people just liked it better that way

Well a very, very heavay a heavy drit, burtation tonight—we had a very dairse Darrison…but let’s go ahead tearis taisin losh clabitte behend the pet.

Serene Branson, CBS News, Internet superstar as of…now (via lonelysandwich)

Man, I’m really behind on my internet lately. That memo about strokes being funny and fair game? Nope. Never saw it.

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    _____ This is as accurate of a transcription as you’re gonna get, folks.
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    my internet lately. That memo about strokes being...fair game? Nope. Never saw it.
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    Yeah, people having really embarrassing experiences is super funny, especially when it could also be indicative of...
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  11. indieandyy said: reading this is funnier than watching (caveat: i hope she’s okay)